A grilled hot dog with grated cheddar cheese and bunches of sauerkraut on top (cheese melted, sauerkraut heated), with ketchup to dip it in (Yes, dipping your hot dog is a lot better than just squirting ketchup onto it; trust me! Then you can get ketchup evenly on every bite), baked beans, and plain Lays potato chips, plus a glass of Mountain Dew... x 2

The stomach did not appreciate the efficient consumption, but the taste buds did.